Comments on: My Dirty Garbage Day, Or This Could Only Happen To Me

By: Scotti P

Scotti P — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 02:32:52 +0000

Im pretty sure I would have been pissed off for 5 seconds disgusted for the next 10 mins but lmao for another week over this. A classic prank. Personaly I wouldn’t have called the company. Id of figured some rotten teenage kid did it and gotten rid of it, But then again that’s just me. I will say this to both “J” and Megan the both of your are just two bitches with nothing better to do but critique peoples issues (and yes I’m guilty as charged of it now too) and sadly its a fuggin hillarious story. Who gives a fuck what you two think about her approach too handling life. THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS. I only wish I would have thought of this prank. And Mrs. Chicken I applaud you for having the balls to share such a disgusting and embarrasing tale for the whole world to now share with you. You rock even if you did freak out.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 03:01:06 +0000

What are you complaining about, the property tax in westchester is 18,000 for a small property.

P.S.
Don’t forget to recycle the batteries.

By: Kristina @MouthFromTheSouth.com

Kristina @MouthFromTheSouth.com — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 18:45:23 +0000

I’m kind of concerned. No lube I’ve ever used has been that color.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 21:50:22 +0000

Wow, I just randomly found this through a weird google search result…

I realize it is a couple years old, but….

I have to tell you, besides laughing my ass off with shock and amusement (Homer Simpson always says it is funny because it happens to someone else) I have to tell you, I love your writing. I have paged through your blog and find your presentation very colorful, direct and honest.

Thank you for sharing.

By: juan

juan — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 08:42:27 +0000

thank you so much

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By: Agent Denton

Agent Denton — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:56:32 +0000

Ok… The screw cap part that is black is for the batteries. and the red part of the cap is a turn dial for the speed of vibration. its pretty standard feature on most vibrator. Also I can see why you’d be mad it be totally different without the possiblity of your children almost seeing it. people have lost it. like the people who stomped that guy at walmart to death on black friday to get a deal… sometimes im afriad of my species…

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By: Rachael

Rachael — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:34:27 +0000

Holy crap, that was hilarious. I’m sorry you had to be the one to get a dildo on your trash can, but your story has enhanced my life for the day.

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