I am taking a quick break from my writing to eat lunch and pop in here to say howdy.
I’m at my virtual office, which has become the only place I really feel like I can concentrate and write well.
Which is very weird, considering that there is always music blaring and the joint is filled to the brim with skinny emo girls who appear to be busy practicing their ennui.
Anywhoo.
I have a zillion things I want to write about, but can’t today because I’m busy with this gig over here, and a new one with a hotshot PR firm in NYC.
Yeah, I’m so fucking cool. You know you want to touch me.
Just keep your hands off the belly.
Speaking of the belly, one thing I did want to mention is that in six weeks I’ll be splayed open on an operating table while a crazy lady with a knife pulls my son into this world by his feet.
Therefore, I anticipate I will be on a bit of a hiatus.
I’d love to keep my nest here warm while I’m busy fucking up breastfeeding and tending to my wounds. So if anyone wants to guest post here at CAC in August, please shoot me an email. I’m open to anyone and anything. Sex, drugs and rock n’ roll, baby.
Someone should have some fun here, damnit. I’ve just been such a whiny beeyatch lately. You guys deserve better.
And at this point, a post from just about anyone - except maybe Osama Bin Laden - would be better than the dreck I’ve been dishing out.
I want to make a special appeal to my local homeys. This town has the highest per-capita blogger population in the nation, yo. So step up to the plate and help a girl out will ya?
Gotta go scarf down my vegan, low-carb lunch now.
Yum, I think?
July 7th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
You are so cool to open your blog up to folks! I’m in hush down mode (whatever that means) so my blogging is barely in existence. Plus I’ll be traveling Scandinavia with the Prof in August but I’ll look forward to others’ guest posts and hope you heal well!
July 7th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Oooooh. I’ve never guest-posted before. Would be happy to help out while Shaggy is urping all over your shirts.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
yum-ish? You know I will guest for you if you’d like me to
July 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
The combination of vegan and low carb is harsh, but vegan alone can be wonderful. I actually gained weight as a vegan. Oops.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Heh, I think you were one of the first people I didn’t know “IRL” to comment on my blog. I’d be happy to take a day for you while you’re off snuggling a tiny baby.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I would love to guest post and I even have an idea formulating. I want to write the spin side of c/sections b/c both of mine were ok and if course brought scrumpulous results. My 1st was 14 hours of labor with 3 hours of pushing emergency c/s. The 2nd one was emergency but only b/c that kid would not stay put….preterm labor visits equal about 12. Anyway most everyone has horror stories for c/s but mine were both quite fine….so pick me pick me pick me
July 7th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
What’s the new birthday now? I’m really pissed about the whole 8/8/8 thing. Can I be mad for you?
July 7th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
I would love to guest post…I’ve never done it before, but am willing to try (that’s kind of like a nurse telling you she’s never given a shot before huh?)
Anyways, would be happy to do it if you feel so inclined!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Count me in. Always willing to help out a friend.
And let me know when we’ll be able to visit you, Poo and Shaggy (once company’s left and life’s settled down a bit, you know).
July 8th, 2008 at 8:56 am
If I’m cool enough, I’d love to guest post.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Oh my goodness…could I? I mean I barely have anything to say on my own blog but writing on yours would be inspiration!
July 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Hey I could write something as well. And I promise not to make it a boring back to school special (because OMG, summer’s 1/2 way over)! Okay, so we have a bit of time before school starts, but I really need to think about ordering some uniforms and a backpack for Moe. And lunchboxes.