Mommy: Young lady, I am the mommy, that’s why. Now do as I say.
The Poo: No! You are NOT the mommy! I am the mommy! You do what I say! HMPF!
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The Poo arranges her bed pillows just so, and lays back on them.
“Ahhh, that’s a good elevation!”
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“Mommy, when I grow up, can I meet The Beatles? I want to sing with them.”
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“Mommy, why do you have so much hair in your nose?”
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“Mommies and girls have long hair and daddies have no hair.”
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Upon seeing the Schwann’s delivery man approach the house:
“Ooooooo, Mommmy! That man is so HANDSOME!”
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“Mommy, can we grow more babies after we get done making this one?”
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“You have so many babies now that we have to go live in a SHOE, Mommy!”
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Mommy?
What?
Mommy?
What?
Mommy?
WHHAAAAAAT!?
I love you.
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I’m waiting out the last few days of my pregnancy with baited breath. Shaggy could arrive any time now, and The Poo is bored to tears. That’s why I am currently in love with Bob The Builder: Can-D Zoo computer game. Go see why I was thrilled when the Parent Bloggers Network asked me to review it!
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Mommy, I can’t wait to grow up and then I can glue my nails on, just like YOU! (from Bitchy when she was 4).
ah! she’s awesome! i think the BEatles one is my favorite!
these are great snippets.
oh how she makes my heart smile!
Can we grow more babies….hahahaha.
She’s so cute!
Well, can we grow more babies mommy?
Ha ha ha.
Too cute .. more babies.
Our Schwan’s man is kinda gross.
She might want to wait and see if she wants more sibs after she’s had some time w/her little brother.
Too funny.
Oh, she’s just adorable!
Heh heh… it’s like the kids at the creche asking me constantly why I have such short hair – and asking if I’m a boy or a girl… >_>
I AM THE MOMMY!
Love it – perhaps she can birth the baby then, no?
Awwww.
I loved the “Mommy?” “What?” description.
She’s sweet.
Thinking of you.
At least in 20 years or so YOU can nag HER to have more babies! Good luck tomorrow, honey.
LOL that’s a good elevation?!
So cute!
These comments are too sweet for words. Remeber these when your daughter is 15 and Shaggy is 12……LOL. Enjoy the love now.
So sweet!
The “Mommy, what” series is replayed a hundred times a day in my house, by both kids. I love that they love me but it drives me crazy that they have to wait for me to get frustrated and yell before they tell.
And the play where I used to work had Schwan delivery and our driver was HOT. It was always the highlight of my week when he would come in, because I worked at the front desk and that is where he did all of order drop offs