Dirty Little Secret #109

I didn’t start sewing for Henry until 6 o’clock this morning. 

 

You see, I have this thing about sewing for babies whom I know are coming. It makes me nervous, and my sister, your beloved Mrs. Chicken, has had such a tough time these past few weeks and months that I didn’t want to take any chances on superstitious matters.

 

But she did mention to me recently that she was not feeling the love: “Shaggy has no burp cloths with his name on them. When the Poo was born, all her stuff was ready and waiting for her.”

 

Now, I beg to differ. I waited with the Poo, as well. But, this morning as I was embroidering my way through a stack of shirts for babies I do not know, I threw one under the machine and put a large, crimson H on it. And it’s a good thing that I did.

 

Because now he’s here.

 

He and Mrs. Chicken are doing great. Henry Aloysius is a whopping 9 pounds and 12 ounces, and he is 22 inches long.

 

In other words, he could crush most babies.

 

Mrs. Chicken is in recovery, both grandmothers are on their way, and the hospital has wifi access.

 

In other words, all is well, and you’ll hear from the woman of the hour herself sooner, rather than later.

44 Responses to “Dirty Little Secret #109”

  1. Queen of Shake Shake Says:

    Congratulations!! So glad Henry waited for his dad to come home.

    Mrs Chicken - welcome to the nine pound club. Be glad it didn’t go through your girlie bits. Me? Not so lucky.

  2. followthatdog Says:

    Congratulations. Sounds like you picked up needle and thread just about in time.

  3. whymommy Says:

    NINE pounds? NINE pounds twelve ounces?

    Woman, you are incredible!

    Now rest up and enjoy that sweet baby boy!

  4. mamatulip Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

  5. Misc Says:

    Woo! Hoo! Welcome “Crusher” Henry!

  6. Crystal D Says:

    Wow!!! no wonder you were feeling the way you were, 9lbs 12 oz!
    Oh I am so happy for you sweetie. I can’t wait to see pictures.

  7. Monica Says:

    Good grief woman! No wonder your lady parts were killing you!!! Congratulations Mommy-again! So happy to know you and the Little H are safe and sound.

  8. heather... Says:

    Holy Giant Baby, Batman! I am SO happy that he is here, and healthy, and your girly bits are intact (even if your stomach isn’t)!

    My heartfelt CONGRATULATIONS goes out to your family of FOUR!!! :-)

  9. Jordan Says:

    Congratulations! Can’t wait to see photos of the bruiser!!

  10. nutty mummy Says:

    YAY!!!! Welcome to the world Henry - what a lovely name for a gorgeous boy I’m sure.

    Many congratulations to your family and best best wishes. You’re going to be a fabulous mum to the two of them and The Poo is going to be such a great sister.

    much love to you
    nm and family x

  11. KD Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS! 9lbs 12oz!! WHOA…

  12. Amy Jo Says:

    So happy for you! I’m glad to hear everyone is doing well and that Henry is a giant. Much love to you and the whole family!

  13. Jerri Ann Says:

    unbelievable, she had ever reason to be complaining that’s serious business, hope she doesn’t have any newborn stuff, won’t be needing that now….whew! Congrats Mr. Chicken, Mrs. Chicken and Poo..and welcome Henry, you big ol’ fella

  14. nan Says:

    All right Bouncing Baby Boy! Congratulations Big Sister Poo! Mrs. Chicken, you are a baby-making genius! Hoping a speedy recovery to all concerned!

  15. Jenni Says:

    Henry is quite the bruiser! Congratulations to the whole Chicken family!

  16. pammie Says:

    Congrats, Mama! I can’t wait to meet him in person!

  17. mothergoosemouse Says:

    Congratulations! I’m awed by Henry’s size, but then again, Mrs. Chicken can do anything!

  18. slouching mom Says:

    9 pounds, 12 ounces, eh?

    OMFG!

    Congratulations to the Chicken & Cheese parents, and to The Poo as well.

    Wonderful news!

  19. Tash Says:

    Boy oh boy! 9 lbs 12 oz. Congratulations to the entire chicken family and extra special love to the Poo, a new big sister!

    So pleased everything went smoothly.

    xoxo

  20. Heather Says:

    Congrats!!! Ah, I got all teary-eyed.

  21. pgoodness Says:

    Now that is a BIG boy!! Lots of lovin to all of you!

  22. Audrey Says:

    Oh Henry!!!!

    Welcome to the world! So glad to hear that you and your mum are doing well!

    Congratualtions Mr. and Mrs. Chicken and especially to the Pooh on becoming a big sister!

  23. Mahala Says:

    Well wishes all around :)

  24. Bon Says:

    congrats, Chicken family…and welcome to the world Henry Aloysius! fabulous name for a sweet strapping boy who i’m glad is safely here. :)

  25. holly Says:

    Hooray! Welcome, Henry!

    9lbs 12oz - Thank goodness the doctor didn’t wait until next week, or he would have topped 10 lbs!

    Congratulations!!!

  26. Jennifer (Fakint It) Says:

    Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful news!

    Welcome Henry!!

  27. flutter Says:

    sheeeeesh no wonder you were so uncomfy Amy!

  28. Margaret Says:

    Congratulations!

    No wonder you were so uncomfortable! Glad to hear all went well.

  29. Lee Anne Says:

    Congratulations!

  30. Yolanda Says:

    NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE POUNDS???!!!!!

  31. DJ J Says:

    AWESOME! Welcome to the family Henry!

  32. Adventures In Babywearing Says:

    Oh I am so glad to hear!! Thank you so much for this update. My middle son was 9 12! Woo hoo! And just today I was looking at my knitting needles thinking… when are you going to start knitting something for the baby? I have a month left. I just can’t get past my superstitions!

    Steph

  33. hyperactivelu Says:

    Congratulations!

  34. Sarah Says:

    Congratulations! I’m so glad that everything turned out well.
    Can’t wait for the pictures!

  35. Diane Says:

    Congrats! I wish you and your brand new family of 4 the very best!

  36. Janet Says:

    Pictures already! He’s gorgeous. Warmest congratulations to you all. Enjoy being a foursome.

  37. Colleen Says:

    Congratulations!!!!
    I’m just so very happy for you. Henry is absolutely gorgeous!

  38. Blair Says:

    Nice post K!!! Love you Auntie!

  39. lbotp Says:

    Hope he likes Culver’s :=)

    Congrats to the entire Chicken clan.

  40. Jennifer, Playgroups are no place for children Says:

    Oh congratulations!!! How exciting!

  41. toyfoto Says:

    Welcome, boyo. 9 pounds is NOTHING. There were two 11-pounders when Silas was born. Made everyone else look like premies!

    So glad you are here little guy.

  42. kristi Says:

    Awwwwwwwwww………..he is too cute! Looks like he ate well. Congrats!

  43. Michelle @ Fizzledink Says:

    Big congratulations (late — cursing my father-in-law’s lack of internet access while we were on vacay with him, urgh!!!) to the whole Chicken Family!!!

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