If You Have A Spare $2,000

by Mrs. Chicken on September 3, 2008

… you should totally buy this ham, and tell me WHY IN GOD’S GOOD NAME this HAM COSTS $2,000.

Really, Dean & DeLuca, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Do you know how many groceries $2K would buy at Wal-Mart? I love gourmet food and fancy crap as much as the next starving graduate student, but this is pushing it even for me.

A $2,000 ham. Guess McCain is right – what recession?


Gah.

{ 26 comments… read them below or add one }

jen September 3, 2008 at 12:03 am

does it vibrate?

Rachael September 3, 2008 at 12:54 am

What the crap? I could buy groceries for MONTHS with that money. Whoever buys that Ham is a total fucker.

Amber September 3, 2008 at 2:08 am

That’s Jamon ham and it’s a tapa. The Jamon is sliced really really really thin. It almost looks like bacon, but it’s extremely salty and they love it in Spain and to some degree in Portugal, too. It’s really, really, REALLY expensive, too!

When my husband and I traveled there last year, to get a couple of ounces of the stuff cost an arm! (I think it was 15 euro (over $20)!)

flutter September 3, 2008 at 2:54 am

I, wow.

Jonathan September 3, 2008 at 3:50 am

When I did economics at college, one of the cases we learned about was a shampoo that wasn’t selling (one of the big brands) – they put it in a nice bottle and doubled the price. It became the market leader.

manager mom September 3, 2008 at 5:59 am

Could you resell individual slices and mark them up to make a big profit?

Domestic Extraordinaire September 3, 2008 at 6:08 am

well it does come with a carving stand….lol

Kelly September 3, 2008 at 7:20 am

For 2 grand, they really ought to hack off the hoof for you. I mean really. No one wants to deal with that.

Rorys Mom September 3, 2008 at 7:50 am

I believe it says you get two hams, so it’s not really that unreasonable. Two 13 lb hams for $2k is a steal at $76.92 per pound.

Issa September 3, 2008 at 9:16 am

And really, who likes ham that much? I mean ham at the honey baked store is pricey, but that’s about as good as I need my ham to be.

amy@milkbreathandmargariats September 3, 2008 at 9:40 am

INSANE doesn’t even begin to cover it.

the new girl September 3, 2008 at 10:39 am

Maybe it’s because (gag) that hoof is still on there (gag).

WTF is THAT about?

LORD.

prairie biker September 3, 2008 at 10:40 am

Well, since there actually is no recession currently occurring (2nd quarter GDP growth was 3.3%) and housing starts are beginning to recover, let’s have a slice of that.

amanda September 3, 2008 at 10:42 am

i love me some salty ham. but come on!!

Misc September 3, 2008 at 11:26 am

OK. For 2k you should get a couple of whole freaking huge pigs.

Why do they keep the trotter on there? Just whack it off. I know it’s a pig leg, but I don’t need that much info, you know? Sheesh.

Lisa Milton September 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm

Ack. Crazy.

Jason September 3, 2008 at 1:29 pm

So, wine should be as cheap as grape juice? Cars should just cost as much as the metal and plastic? Fine cheeses should just cost the price of milk?

These are a particular breed of pigs in a particular area eating a particular diet. They are then processed in a very particular way, aging 36 months. There’s approximately 1 importer of them to the US.

Get with the program. You and I are never going to buy one, but those who do will acknowledge the real cost of production and enjoy it for what it is.

Issa September 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Jason- 2k for ham is still INSANE!!!! Please be nice.

Don Mills DIva September 3, 2008 at 4:53 pm

$2,000 for 26 pounds of ham is obscene, not matter how you slice it.

Molly's Mom September 3, 2008 at 6:12 pm

This would appropriate for a Wordless Wednesday post, because it actually leaves me virtually speechless. Unreal.

cathy September 3, 2008 at 11:11 pm

But someone will buy it.

Soon after, the D&D special delivery person or the buyer’s personal chef will pass fourteen homeless people and twenty economically/physically-fragile people as he/she makes way to the double-parked vehicle waiting just around the corner from the Prince Street entrance.

I *get* why certain foods cost so much, and I want farmers well-rewarded for the care that they put into their produce. Certain foods are special.

But it’s hard to process how deep the gap grows between the have’s and the have not’s.

Debbie September 4, 2008 at 9:24 am

For $2000, you’d think you would at least get the other stirrup so you could have your own set. Seriously, doesn’t it look like that turkey is getting a pap smear?

Valerie September 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm

For $2k I want the foot OFF thank you!

Christy September 4, 2008 at 3:29 pm

That would be about half a year of groceries for us! Insane!

sadira September 4, 2008 at 4:13 pm

You’re definitely paying for the hoof there…I mean, think of all the things you could make with that!!

Cazza September 4, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Copy that Roger. Right back at you, over there wherever your are!!!!!!!!

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