I’ll Show You Mine, Now You Show Me Yours

by Mrs. Chicken on October 5, 2010

I’m in a writing funk.

I’ve got so much to say that I can’t get it all out. It’s like a big ball of word-mucous stuck in the back of my throat.

Like that? You’re welcome.

No, seriously, I’m so blocked that I can’t even curse. I don’t even have a good swear in me right now. Unless, of course, I’m tweeting.

Today, I got into a conversation about haircuts and growing out your bangs and the suckitude of not knowing what to do with your semi-long, not-so-luxurious, potentially pre-menopausal tresses.

That innocent tweet ended with me showing Twitter my mullet. Yes, yes, I did. I showed 975 people what I looked like in 1985. Now, I share it with you:

Whoo hoo! And check out my siblings!  I think I come off the best of all of us in this snapshot, frankly.

Whoo hoo! And check out my siblings! I think I come off the best of all of us in this snapshot, frankly.

Why am I posting this? BECAUSE THIS PHOTO DEFIES WORDS. This photo is so utterly ridiculous, so goofy and embarassing, that I needn’t say one single thing about it.

It stands alone.

And how about my dad? Loving that hat, dude. LOOKING GOOD.

Now I want you to show me yours. I need a laugh, and maybe it will get that word-mucous ball thingie to dislodge, so I can come back here and complain some more wax poetic about motherhood. Post your own ridiculous photo, and link back here so I can find you.

Peace out, peeps. May your mullets rock on.

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Krista October 5, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Ha ha! I’ve got some gnarly hair pictures, but none as awe inducing as I’ve seen on the internet lately! Here’s a post from last week that will make you laugh (not mine)!
http://itsalmostnaptime.blogspot.com/2010/09/first-off-i-need-to-explain-that-i-was.html

Lee Laughlin October 6, 2010 at 8:33 am

http://livefearlesslee.com/index.php/2010/09/16/school-picture-day/ I showed my history of nerdyness!

Oh and “It’s like a big ball of word-mucous stuck in the back of my throat.” LOVE IT!!

Keep banging on the keys, eventually you’ll cough it up.

Issa October 6, 2010 at 5:43 pm

I never had a mullet. I once had a hideous perm though. Oh and I wore NKOTB t-shirts. *shudder*

Emily R October 6, 2010 at 9:08 pm

I hope your words find you soon. Because you shouldn’t have to resort to letting people see that picture…
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Jonathan October 7, 2010 at 10:58 am

Watch this space… may have to dig around in photo albums when I get home.
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Rachael October 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm

That is a FANtastic mullet. Here, this is for you. http://www.snotw.com/2010/10/my-awkward-family-photo-for-mrs-chicken.html

Kelly October 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm

Never had a mullet. But had that ridiculous feathered looked that required multiple curling irons and a bit of a prayer as well. And hairspray. Always hairspray.

(Also, why can’t comment luv ever pull my posts? I am perplexed.)

mayberry October 7, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Ooh, I had a little Orphan Annie perm once. When I was a SENIOR in high school and should have known better!
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MargieK October 9, 2010 at 8:39 am

I had a big thick “shag” — like the famous Farrah Fawcett poster — but I’m not sure if I have a photo of it. We didn’t call them “mullets” back then.

If I can find one, I’ll let you know.

For me, the hairstyle isn’t as embarassing as the big glasses!

Rachel ~ A Southern Fairytale October 13, 2010 at 5:43 pm

That’s so much awesome.
I might be able to top that ;-) Of course, it’ll have to wait until after Christmas — I have to go search my parents’ photo gallery (read giant box of clusterbubble photos)

jen October 17, 2010 at 10:13 pm

oh honey. i miss you too.
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Megan - @thetameone October 20, 2010 at 6:20 pm

No mullets for me unless you count my great grandparent’s last name. I rocked the angel wings and big bangs hard!

cheap bridging finance November 17, 2010 at 7:23 am

I have been meaning to write something like this on my webpage and you have given me an idea. Cheers.

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