So 2011 can suckit.
And you know what? IT’S OVER. OVER OVER OVER. And I could not be happier. Granted, my buddy 2011 signed off by leaving me unemployed (and remind me to tell you about how I resigned and they FIRED ME ANYWAYS) but it’s alllll gooooood, as the kids say.
Is that what the kids say?
Anywho.
I have a lot of stuff to get done this year. I’m trying to be more organized and shit by keeping lists so I’m kicking off my 2012 blogging with a few scratch notes and reminders to myself.
1. Get a proper bra fitting. Like, seriously, my low-hanging, 40-year-old boobs need all the lifting and separating they can get.
2. Cut my hair off. Oh, wait, I did that.
3. Install shelves in my kids’ closets so I can get their toys the fuck out of my family room.
4. Stop whining.
5. Get my funny back.
6. Watch more TV.
7. Get a massage.
8. Wear makeup once a week.
9. Find a way to make some money that follows this philosophy:
10. Sleep more.
11. Write every damn day even if it sucks.
12. Get laser hair removal before the world ends so that I can be completely smooth and hairless at least for a day or two.
And you? What’s on your list?
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Okay seriously. This is a lot for me to digest in one post.
But my to do list mirrors yours–down to the hair removal (though I’ve been too cheap to go for it and do the whole she-bang).
Glad you’re back!
And Nordstrom is great for bra fittings. I mean it. GREAT!
The video link didn’t show up in google reader, so my first read was that you wanted a job that allowed you to sleep, write, and get laser hair removal.
If you don’t want to travel for the great fittings at Nordstrom, confidentially yours in round barn does a pretty nice job.
I’m at home with our last boy and whenever anyone asks me what I’m going to do when I go back to work I seriously conjure up Lloyd Dobler in my minds eye.
Damn… now you’ve got me thinking about making a list for the year. I guess one thing is already half ticked off – I went for a run yesterday morning…
It was so good hanging out with you even if so briefly. I’m so glad to know you’re here again, too. Also, I’m getting a massage this week.
Steph