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		<title>Father&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t remember my first Father&#8217;s Day,&#8221; my husband says. Our children play and shriek at his feet. He looks at me over the head of our oldest, our daughter, with a half-smile on his face.
I look at him for a minute, then I remember. &#8220;We went to the cemetery,&#8221; I say. &#8220;With my mom. [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t remember my first Father&#8217;s Day,&#8221; my husband says. Our children play and shriek at his feet. He looks at me over the head of our oldest, our daughter, with a half-smile on his face.</p>
<p>I look at him for a minute, then I remember. &#8220;We went to the cemetery,&#8221; I say. &#8220;With my mom. It was the first Father&#8217;s Day without my dad.&#8221;</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>We go grocery shopping on Sundays. We all go; The Poo gets a cookie, The Babyman likes to eat baby Goldfish crackers before we pay for them. I stash the open sack in my diaper bag, making a mental note to remember to pay for it when we get to the cashier.</p>
<p>I am in the baking aisle, laughing as The Babyman stuffs a handful of his snack in his mouth. I fish a few out with my finger, admonishing him to take small bites. I look for a chocolate cake mix for my husband&#8217;s Father&#8217;s Day dessert request.</p>
<p>He is at my elbow suddenly, a small grin on his face. In his hands is a big bag of Hershey&#8217;s Miniatures. He hands them to me.</p>
<p>&#8220;For Mama,&#8221; he tells The Poo. &#8220;To celebrate Father&#8217;s Day.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;My dad loved these,&#8221; I say, smiling.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; my husband replies. &#8220;That&#8217;s why I picked them out.&#8221;</p>
<p>I burst into unexpected tears, and he holds me close to his chest. &#8220;Sorry,&#8221; I say, embarrassed. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t expect that.&#8221; I wipe my face and we finish shopping.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>&#8220;What are they doing today,&#8221; my husband asks.</p>
<p>&#8220;Planting flowers on my dad&#8217;s grave,&#8221; I say.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you think they&#8217;re having dinner together?&#8221; he asks, sounding wistful.</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah, I imagine so.&#8221; I reach for the high shelf, and shove a can of tomato puree behind a glass jar of peanuts. My husband puts the Hershey&#8217;s Miniatures in our Waterford biscuit barrel, a remnant of our wealthier days and a sort of inside joke. I look at the leaded crystal jar and see my father standing in front of my parents&#8217; sofa table, picking out the plain Hershey&#8217;s Bars.</p>
<p>&#8220;I wish we were there,&#8221; I say.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t expect to miss him today. But I did.</p>
<p><a title="me and dad 1976 by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/3649253882/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3364/3649253882_a5126b6af5.jpg" alt="me and dad 1976" width="499" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>Me and my father, 1976</p>


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		<title>Snips and Snails and Puppydog Tails</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 01:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is so different.
He doesn&#8217;t want to cuddle, even with his mama, unless there is a bottle involved. First thing in the morning, riding high on his daddy&#8217;s arm, he greets me with rosy cheeks and a slow, shy smile that finally bursts as bright as the sun shining in our eyes.
I hear them, before [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>He is so different.</p>
<p>He doesn&#8217;t want to cuddle, even with his mama, unless there is a bottle involved. First thing in the morning, riding high on his daddy&#8217;s arm, he greets me with rosy cheeks and a slow, shy smile that finally bursts as bright as the sun shining in our eyes.</p>
<p>I hear them, before I see them. They stop at the bottom of the stairs and stand, faces pressed together, looking out the window.</p>
<p><em>What&#8217;s the weather, what&#8217;s the weather, what&#8217;s the weather like today? Is it snowy, is it sunny, what&#8217;s the weather like today?</em></p>
<p>A silly little song for a silly little boy.</p>
<p>Deposited in my arms like a sack full of precious stones, he sits back and opens his mouth wide, like a baby bird. He sighs and falls back against me, content to sit and drink his leisurely morning libation.</p>
<p>But when he is done, he is done. He twists and turns and lunges toward the floor, already surveying the area for contraband Cheerios and small, delicious bits of paper, or toys left behind by his sister.</p>
<p>Hooting and grunting gleefully, he stuffs a pink plastic pony in his mouth, face contorting in eternal agony as the glorious object is gently wrestled from his grasp.</p>
<p>He crawls, military-style, until he is underneath his high chair. <em>Clunk!</em> He sits upright, only to whack his head on the hard, white crossbar. His cries, so sudden and high, quiet immediately after I swoop him up in my arms.</p>
<p>He tilts forward, aiming for the floor again.</p>
<p>Nightime comes, and he splashes next to his big sister, delighting in his nudity. He grabs his little penis, grinning, yelling: <em>heeeeeyyyyyy! heeeeeeyyyyy!</em></p>
<p>All he needs, I tell his father with an indulgent, maternal smirk, is a tiny raincoat.</p>
<p>He endures the supreme indignity of being dressed in white pajamas littered with blue elephants as you might expect—with little grace and much complaining.</p>
<p><em>Goddamnit! </em>I yell, above his red-faced screams.</p>
<p><em>Mommy,</em> calls big sister from the cooling water of the tub. <em>What does dynamic mean and why are you saying that?</em></p>
<p>I laugh into my son&#8217;s fresh head and pick him up, cupping his diapered bum in the crook of my arm. He leans against me and I feel his new, firm flesh melting into my own weary limbs.</p>
<p>We sit, awkwardly, in the big brown rocker. He roots for the bottle and puts his blankie over his face, snorting and sucking and going not gently into the night.</p>
<p>Finally, his body stills.</p>
<p>At the same time every evening, he pushes the bottle away and sits up, round eyes close to my face. He claps, once. He claps, twice.</p>
<p>He mashes his forehead into my collarbone, hard, when I ask him: <em>Baby, where&#8217;s mama? Where&#8217;s your mama?</em></p>
<p>He is moving still, fierce fire against the cool press of my hand on his belly.</p>
<p><em>Shhhh. Shhhh! Time for bed, my babyman. Night-night, babyman. Mama loves you.</em></p>
<p>He is so strange, so full of life. So ripe and new all at once. He is snips and snails and puppydog tails. He is my only son.</p>
<p>My love.</p>
<p><a title="The Many Faces of Henry by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/3390475737/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3390475737_ccd2a01def.jpg" alt="The Many Faces of Henry" width="376" height="500" /></a></p>


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		<title>Toothsome</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I don&#8217;t remember what The Poo was like when she was teething.
In fact, I find that I can barely remember what she was like as an infant at all. Her first Christmas came and went, made remarkable only by the 6-inch fresh scar on my abdomen and the shell shock of newborn nights.
When did [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://www.mychickencheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3152071681_7f4b3e1b7f_b.jpg"><img class="alignleft alignnone size-medium wp-image-562" style="float: left;" title="3152071681_7f4b3e1b7f_b" src="http://www.mychickencheese.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3152071681_7f4b3e1b7f_b-300x200.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a> I don&#8217;t remember what The Poo was like when she was teething.</p>
<p>In fact, I find that I can barely remember what she was like as an infant at all. Her first Christmas came and went, made remarkable only by the 6-inch fresh scar on my abdomen and the shell shock of newborn nights.</p>
<p>When did she smile? When did she roll over? Where and when did she get her first tooth? I just don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>And it isn&#8217;t that I wasn&#8217;t paying attention. My every fibre was dedicated to mothering her—to the point that was unhealthy for us both. And when I wasn&#8217;t mothering, I was mourning.</p>
<p>I wonder sometimes if her anxiety issues don&#8217;t stem from that fact that I spent the first half of my pregnancy waiting for my father to die, and then the remainder grieving for the loss.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll never know.</p>
<p>What I do know is that now, with Shaggy, the days and nights of his babyhood are whizzing past very quickly. At the Thanksgiving table, I stuck my fingers into his mouth absently, letting him chew, and then pulled them back out with a hiss.</p>
<p>&#8220;He bit me!&#8221; I said. &#8220;He has teeth! Two!&#8221;</p>
<p>And so he does.</p>
<p>Suddenly he is pulling himself up into a furious crunch every time we lay him down, and he trains his laser beam of a smile on every face he meets. He laughs and flirts and generally steals hearts all the way from Illinois to Virginia, and in all the states in between.</p>
<p>He is such a little love.</p>
<p>I am trying hard not to wish this time away. I am trying to savor every second of this, my last chance. The last of my firsts—sitting up, solid foods, crawling—all of it.</p>
<p>It is difficult in the heart of the night, when my bones nearly ache with exhaustion and the daily grind makes me weak. I want to snap and fuss, and sometimes, I do.</p>
<p>But then I pull his soft fuzzy head into my neck and think:</p>
<p><em>Just breathe.</em></p>
<p><em>Just wait.</em></p>
<p><em>Remember.</em></p>
<p><em>Slow down.</em></p>
<p>And so I do. And I come here, and I write and I record and I put in place a series of words that will forever remind me of this time, for better or for worse.</p>
<p>But mostly, I think, for the better.</p>
<p><strong><em>Happy 2009, my friends, and may we all remember to just breathe.</em></strong></p>
<p>***</p>
<p><em>Photo by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/woopsie/" target="_blank">my talented sister.</a></em></p>


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		<title>Let There Be Peace On Earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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&#8230; and let it begin with me.
Merry Christmas to each and every one of you, and may God bless us in this new year.


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<p>&#8230; and let it begin with me.</p>
<p><em>Merry Christmas to each and every one of you, and may God bless us in this new year.</em></p>


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		<title>Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We are practicing Catholics.
Some combination of us attend Mass Saturday evenings; lately, Mr. C takes The Poo, while Shaggy and I stay behind. The five o&#8217;clock hour is the boy&#8217;s worst, and trust me when I say no crying room can contain his wrath.
The Poo generally behaves as would any other four-year-old who is asked [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>We are practicing Catholics.</p>
<p>Some combination of us attend Mass Saturday evenings; lately, Mr. C takes The Poo, while Shaggy and I stay behind. The five o&#8217;clock hour is the boy&#8217;s worst, and trust me when I say no crying room can contain his wrath.</p>
<p>The Poo generally behaves as would any other four-year-old who is asked to sit still for an hour. She fidgets and sings and draws in her little notebook, the one I keep in her &#8220;church bag,&#8221; a small tote filled with diversions to keep her quiet.</p>
<p>It seems she&#8217;s been paying attention during the service, however. Lately, she&#8217;s been asking to pray at dinner. It is atypical for us to say grace before every meal, but we do sometimes say a prayer before eating on special occasions or when we are feeling particularly thankful.</p>
<p>Not only does The Poo like the concept of saying grace, she wants to be the one to say it. Her prayers are so sincere and heartfelt that it&#8217;s difficult to keep a straight face.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you, God, for our food, and for trees and for the air that trees make, and for Mommy and Daddy and Miss Brenda,&#8221; she says.</p>
<p>Miss Brenda is her preschool teacher.</p>
<p>It is, in a word, adorable.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>The Poo and I are sharing a bed while we&#8217;re in Cleveland for the holiday. Last night, I laid beside her while she fought off the Sandman with all her might, talking and wiggling to stay awake. About 45 minutes after we put her to bed, she finally closed her eyes.</p>
<p>But still, she talked.</p>
<p>I was working on my laptop, so her words didn&#8217;t register right away. Then I listened to what she was saying.</p>
<p><em>Amy, Channing, Henry, Emmie,</em> she said, over and over and over again.</p>
<p>Then:</p>
<p><em>Together forever.</em></p>
<p>I closed my laptop and rolled onto my side, watching her chant our names, a mantra to keep her safe as she drifted off to sleep, at last.</p>
<p>A finer prayer I never heard.</p>


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		<title>Winter Driving Tips From Mrs. Chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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If the weatherman predicts an ice storm for the next day, IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DRIVE WITH EXTREME CAUTION THE DAY BEFORE THE PREDICTED STORM.
When an ice storm does hit, STAY HOME.
When the posted speed limit is 35 mph, IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DRIVE AT 30 MPH.
If you are driving under the posted [...]

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<li>If the weatherman predicts an ice storm for the next day, IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DRIVE WITH EXTREME CAUTION THE DAY<strong> BEFORE</strong> THE PREDICTED STORM.</li>
<li>When an ice storm does hit, STAY HOME.</li>
<li>When the posted speed limit is 35 mph, IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO DRIVE AT 30 MPH.</li>
<li>If you are driving under the posted speed limit, DO NOT DRIVE IN THE PASSING LANE.</li>
<li>When a wild-eyed woman in a minivan with two car seats, one of which is occupied by an infant, is tailgating you while frantically negotiating with the pediatrician&#8217;s nurse because she is now 15 minutes late for the last appointment she can get before she leaves for a three-state holiday odyssey thanks to the JACKASS DRIVING OF YOU JACKASS MOFOS WHO DON&#8217;T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THE WINTER, do both her and you a favor, AND GET THE FUCK OVER.</li>
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		<title>Fifteen Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She jogged across the parking lot, baby carrier in her hand. Fast and nimble, her head hidden by her brown hood.
She&#8217;s traveling alone, I noted. Then The Poo tugged my hand.
&#8220;Hurry, Mama!&#8221; she yelled. &#8220;It&#8217;s so cold!&#8221;
***
It rained and snowed all the way from New York, the roads misty with spray. For two hours we [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>She jogged across the parking lot, baby carrier in her hand. Fast and nimble, her head hidden by her brown hood.</p>
<p><em>She&#8217;s traveling alone</em>, I noted. Then The Poo tugged my hand.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hurry, Mama!&#8221; she yelled. &#8220;It&#8217;s so cold!&#8221;</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>It rained and snowed all the way from New York, the roads misty with spray. For two hours we sat still outside Columbus, anxiously watching miles and miles of red tail-lights and hoping for a break in the mass of cars standing idle.</p>
<p>Three lanes to two was the culprit. But the hours lost to the sheer volume of holiday travelers trying to get home put us behind the eight ball.</p>
<p>I looked at the clock, noting that we&#8217;d been in the car for eight hours already.</p>
<p>Oh, man,&#8221; I moaned. &#8220;We&#8217;re not even to Columbus yet and it&#8217;s 4 o&#8217; clock.&#8221;</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>Her face in the harsh green lights belied her youthful slenderness. It spoke of rented housing, scraping for change and food stretched to last the final few days of the month.</p>
<p>She had a baby with her, and a toddler, as well. She turned to me, hearing me curse under my breath.</p>
<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re cleaning?&#8221; I asked her, shaking my head at the yellow sign blocking our access to the women&#8217;s restroom. &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be kidding me.&#8221;</p>
<p>She nodded, smiling at me.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know!&#8221; she said. &#8220;My kids need to be changed so bad.&#8221;</p>
<p>I muttered something about the men&#8217;s room, but changed my mind when I spied a man at the urinal. Instead, I shouted into the empty bathroom.</p>
<p>&#8220;No one&#8217;s in there,&#8221; I said. &#8220;C&#8217;mon, Poo, duck under.&#8221;</p>
<p>She and I bent down and went under the yellow chain, and hustled to a stall. The other mother followed my lead, and as I watched her lay the toddler on the changing station, I was suddenly, acutely, aware of the expensive watch on my wrist and the brand-new sneakers on The Poo&#8217;s feet.</p>
<p>I averted my eyes, watching to make sure The Poo was on the toilet. I closed the stall door, and then called out to her.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you have enough wipes?&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;d seen the mess on the little girl&#8217;s pants.</p>
<p>&#8220;Um, you know, I don&#8217;t,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>This week was so long. I helped bury my husband&#8217;s grandmother, and as my father-in-law spoke at her funeral, my eyes welled up with tears.</p>
<p>He quoted Carl Sagan, who reminds us that the brightest stars in the sky are often dead; their light shines on us long after their existence has been snuffed out by the universe.</p>
<p>I looked at my sleeping son, and held tighter to my girl. I averted my face from the rest of the mourners.</p>
<p>My tears were not for my husband&#8217;s grandmother, but for my father, long dead. The wound opened so easily, taking me by surprise.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>I handed her a big wad of wet wipes from my orange diaper bag.</p>
<p>&#8220;I had a problem once,&#8221; I explained, &#8220;and now I always carry extra.&#8221;</p>
<p>She thanked me, and I told her to never mind. <em>We moms have to stick together</em>, I said.</p>
<p>She told me about the traffic outside Cincinnati, how they&#8217;d sat and sat, and this was the first place they could stop. I felt like she was defending herself.</p>
<p>She didn&#8217;t need to.</p>
<p>I helped The Poo finish up, and we rinsed a bottle out in the filthy sink. I turned to see the woman and her daughters, tired, so tired.</p>
<p>I was tired, too.</p>
<p>I took The Poo&#8217;s small hand in mine and walked out of the restroom. Something made me turn back.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hey,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I hope you have better luck now. Travel safely.&#8221;</p>
<p>She smiled at me.</p>
<p>&#8220;You, too, hon.&#8221;</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>We arrived home at 11:15 p.m., which was really, for us, past midnight. My children transferred easily from car to bed, exhausted not only by the 15-hour car ride, but by the emotional upheaval of the past week.</p>
<p>This morning, as I twisted her hair into a messy knot, The Poo wept.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want to go!&#8221; she cried. &#8220;I want to stay here and be with my meema and my cousins!&#8221;</p>
<p>I bit back the sharp reply sitting on my tongue and held her tight.</p>
<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; I said to her. &#8220;I know.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Mommy, I want to be here and I want to be home,&#8221; she whispered.</p>
<p>Oh, how I know.</p>


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		<title>The Poo&#8217;s Perspective</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 21:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Poo received a digital camera for Christmas, one made just for kids by Vtech. It is fascinating to see the world from her perspective.
Here is Christmas, as seen by one just-turned-three-year-old:






If you&#8217;ve got time to kill, you can see the whole set here.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The Poo received a digital camera for Christmas, one made just for kids by Vtech. It is fascinating to see the world from her perspective.</p>
<p>Here is Christmas, as seen by one just-turned-three-year-old:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2153076778/" title="DC00196.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2153076778_975dc5d08e.jpg" alt="DC00196.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2152285533/" title="DC00208.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2400/2152285533_2bff2b3bcc.jpg" alt="DC00208.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2153076722/" title="DC00180.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2312/2153076722_e13b57f565.jpg" alt="DC00180.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2152285403/" title="DC00165.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2152285403_a8fb343a80.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="DC00165.jpg" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2152285243/" title="DC00097.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2054/2152285243_258f938644.jpg" alt="DC00097.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/2152285191/" title="DC00062.jpg by Emmie's_Mommy, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2223/2152285191_4f837ee8bd.jpg" alt="DC00062.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve got time to kill, you can see the whole set<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/47351963@N00/sets/72157603591544192/" target="_blank"> here.</a></p>


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		<title>From Us To You</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mrs. Chicken</dc:creator>
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		<title>Someone Was A Very Good Girl This Year</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[She sat down on the stairs, her face skeptical.
&#8220;Poo, there&#8217;s something I think you want to see,&#8221; her father said, looking like a little boy himself in candy-striped pajama bottoms.
&#8220;What, Daddy?&#8221;
&#8220;Santa came in the night while you were sleeping!&#8221;
Her eyes widened, and her resolve to remain on the staircase deepened. We looked at each other [...]

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>She sat down on the stairs, her face skeptical.</p>
<p>&#8220;Poo, there&#8217;s something I think you want to see,&#8221; her father said, looking like a little boy himself in candy-striped pajama bottoms.</p>
<p>&#8220;What, Daddy?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Santa came in the night while you were sleeping!&#8221;</p>
<p>Her eyes widened, and her resolve to remain on the staircase deepened. We looked at each other and shrugged, turning back to the family room.</p>
<p>&#8220;OK, Poo, you stay there,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to see what Santa brought. Wish you&#8217;d come with us.&#8221;</p>
<p>We stood with our backs to her for a moment, and then I turned my head to see what she was doing. A small face peered through the banister, pale under a cloud of dark-brown waves. Slowly she descended, coming closer to the tree.</p>
<p>Lit like a candle, the bottom of the tree spilled over with cheerfully wrapped packages. Her stocking, stitched by her aunt with tender loving care three years ago, was laden with small treasures &#8211; Play-Doh, jingle bells and minty chocolates.</p>
<p>On top of the piled presents was a ballerina dress. She grabbed it, held it to her chest and exclaimed, &#8220;Just like Lizzy has!&#8221;</p>
<p>Lizzy, The Poo&#8217;s older cousin, looms large in The Poo&#8217;s consciousness these days. She found Lizzy&#8217;s stash of costumes most bewitching during our Thanksgiving visit.</p>
<p>Thirty minutes later we sat surrounded by baubles and playthings, happily satisfied and cozy in front of the fire.</p>
<p>It may have been Dec. 17, but at long last, I got my Christmas morning.</p>
<p>It turns out that Christmas really can happen any day. All you needs is love in your heart, and the dreams of a child.</p>
<p>But if you tell anyone I said that I&#8217;ll deny it.</p>


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