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The Babyman

Patience

July 4, 2009

I am not patient. I am, in fact, the opposite of patient.
It is more difficult, of course, to be patient on the road. The Babyman is cutting his molars, and his generally jolly disposition is clouded with pain. He grimaces, he whines, he refuses to sleep. I am sitting, right now, in a room with [...]

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This Mommyblogging Moment Brought To You By The Babyman

June 22, 2009

I had a whole big post in mind, one that touches on some of the Big And Serious Issues that are going around in the newest, bloody battle on the front lines of The Mommy Wars.
Then this happened:

So you’ll have to excuse me. I am at once ridiculously proud and ridiculously horrified. This was taken [...]

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Month 10

June 18, 2009

Every month gets better and better, my Babyman. I love your face.

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Seven Exonerated In Death Of Nine*

June 12, 2009

* Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.

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**Special Report: Napping Ceases At Chicken Household**

June 9, 2009

CHAMBANA—All napping has come to a complete halt in one Midwestern home, causing the adults who live there to bleed from their ears.
The noise level from this suburban tract house is staggering, and visitors are incredulous when an exhausted looking 37-year-old woman claims that all the crying is coming from one small 10-month-old baby boy.
“I [...]

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What A Difference A Year Makes

June 4, 2009

A year ago yesterday, we had our first glance of The Babyman’s wee face, during a 3-D ultrasound in my 29th week. Twenty-nine weeks! I still had 10 weeks to go at that point, and I was counting every second. I did not want to be pregnant anymore. And the worst of those nine months [...]

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