I admit to checking sitemeter as often the next blogger. I’m not ususally one to write about the results, but this begs to be told.
Recently, some poor soul landed at my blog by googling this phrase:
“i totally fucked up my life”
That kind of sums it up, doesn’t it?

Last night I held on to the bed during an earthquake - and not a metaphorical one.
It was a very rough night. The Poo fell asleep face-down on the hardwood floor at just about 6 p.m., and woke me at midnight complaining that it wasn’t morning yet.
She won’t have anything to do with her father [...]

Remember yesterday when someone put a GIANT FILTHY DILDO on my trash can?
So disturbed by this development was Mr. Chicken that he decided to come home early. I heard the key in the lock around 4:15, and he came in looking glum and concerned.
Earlier, after I called him about the whole sordid incident, he took [...]

Here in the great state of Illinois, in the small city of Chambana, we do not have municipal refuse collection. I had no idea there were places where you had to pay for your own garbage collection - especially here, considering that our tax bill would indicate that we live in a palace on an [...]

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I promise not to load this blog with squealing, “OMG, guys, I’m like, pregnant!” posts. Because that would be a TOTAL BORE.
But.
I’m totally craving pot roast with mashed potatoes and carrots.
Things are starting to get weird up in here, folks.