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Welcome to Body Dysmorphic Monday!

April 26, 2010

I am so sick of my clothes.
No, seriously, my clothes can suck it. It’s spring here on the prairie and my wardrobe is in transition and I FUCKING HATE IT.
Did you get that?
I put on three outfits this morning: One made me look like the mascot for the Syracuse University Orange, one showed my kangaroo [...]

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Understudy

March 12, 2010

This week was a total clusterfuck.
No, seriously. It just was, trust me. I’ll spare you the details (which included vomit in the car, oh yes, vomit IN THE CAR) but suffice to say it was one of those times when I wish I had an understudy.
You know, someone I could call to show up and [...]

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Teeter-Totter

Thumbnail image for Teeter-Totter October 15, 2009

Tuesday found me in my pajamas at noon—face unwashed, teeth unbrushed, I read an email cross-legged on my unmade bed while The Babyman pulled jewelry and discarded price tags off my bureau.
Why not try to call the guy?
I chewed a finger, looked at the laundry on the floor. The guy in question was a famous [...]

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Career Killer?

September 30, 2009

When The Poo was born, our plan was for my mom to watch her when I went back to work.
My first day back in the office was snowy and cold. I sucked in my tummy and zipped up my trousers, pulled on knee socks. I bundled The Poo up in fleece pajamas and a blanket.
We [...]

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