January 1, 2010
I never keep my resolutions.
Last year I vowed to be more organized and to shower every day. My life is more chaotic than ever and if you want to know about my personal hygiene, just take a whiff of my armpits.
So am I making any resolutions in 2010? No, no I am not.
In 2010, I [...]
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December 4, 2009
We think he’s in cardiac arrest.
Just tell us, is he going to die today?
Yes.
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The Poo took a spill in the master bathroom tonight. She was fooling around, getting in and out of the tub to amuse her little brother. She darted into the bedroom and I shooed her back to her bath.
I heard a terrible [...]
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