… not wear yoga pants.

… dry my hair.

… put all the laundry away.

… meet my deadlines early.

… not watch TV when The Babyman naps.

…. show up on time to pick up The Poo from school.

… bake bread.

… spot clean the couch.

… eat a healthy breakfast.

… stay away from Twitter.

… finish my my project for this week.

… call my mom.

… call my sister.

… edit my photos.

… read to The Poo for at least 30 minutes.

… sit and play with The Babyman without clutching my iPhone.

… not obsessively check my email.

… not fret about our monthly budget.

… remember to pay The Poo’s tuition.

… empty the hampers.

… clean the toilet.

… get up early and shower before the kids are awake.

…

…

… aw, fuck it.